Available at Anime Boston (table 127), Anime Next, and Connecticon.
the only time I EVER wanna see one of those “keep calm” anythings
this is glorious
This was a life changing revelation for me.
(Source: dorkifu, via ninphiia)
why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate
if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there
i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole
i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape
i know what i said
A+ for gif usgae
(Source: magicalprocrastination, via up-with-this-i-will-not-put)
trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it faints